Alright, it’s whisky, whatever, beer sounded better….

Fancy a flight for two from London to Tenessee, four star accomodation, a tour of Jack Daniel’s Distillery and attending a 200 vip guests only gig featuring Frank Black (that bald one from pixies), Guy Garvey (apparently from Elbow) and Richard Hawley (ain’t got a fuck…), backed by some of the best session artists in Nashville?

That’s what you can swap your left arm for (literally, if you wish) over on The Big Swap website. Be quick though, flights leave October 5th. And remember, they’re trying to swap their way to a million so think of something big / expensive you can spare.

So far a Vespa scooter, various body organs and an OJ Simpson autograph have been offered. I know you can do better. Even if you’ve got nothing, please try and spread the word around. I’m sure there’s some Pixies fans who’d love to know about this…